Derricks NBA PlayoffsFirst Round Predictions

Lakers v Denver - Lakers in 6
As long as Inmate #24 is playing in Colorado, they have a shot. Anyone else curious to see the crowd reactions? Will women dress up as hotel employees and throw there panties at Kobe during the game? These are things the people (me) want to know.

Hornets v Mavs - Hornets in 6
Chris Paul will lead the Hornets over the craptastic Mavs. They don't have any heart. Irk doesn't play D. Has no heart. Ason Kidd can't shoot nor defend. There is a reason why the Hornets are the #2 seed.

Spurs v Suns - Suns in 7
The Suns HAVE to win this series. If not Kerr is going to get fired. Simple as that. They brought in Shaq to beat Timmah. And if Robert Whorey tries that crap like last year, I'm sure Shaq will go diving into the Spurs bench and kill a few subs.

Jazz v Rockets - Rockets in 7
Tmac will not be denied. They need this. He needs this. The monkey on his back is throwing bananas at him now. If the Jazz keep up there streaking of sucking at Away games, that helps the Rockets out a bunch. If the Rockets lose game one, Jazz in 4. Yea I said it.

Cavs v Wizards - Wizards in 5
King James..When he first came in the league, I called him, LeBum James. I've had to correct that statement lately. But other than that, Wally is playing on another world. Big Ben's time has run out. West is just a bum. They are a much worse team with these trades. LeBum...errrrrrr....LeBron James back won't help them out of this one.

Magic v Raptors - Magic in 5
Raptors suck...End of Story

Pistons v Sixers - Pistons in 4
I can't even name the starting 5 for the Sixers and I bet you the Pistons can't either.

Celtics v Hawks - Celtics in 4
Really Hawks?? You fought hard those last 7 games for this? To play the Celtics? Really? How exactly do you get pumped up for this game? God only knows and I'm sure he isn't telling yall.